We are more than happy to create any entertainment for you from out of nothing. You name the theme, the message, the venue and we can come up with a selection of entertainment options to suit any budget. Here's a few of the things we've done in the past few years to whet your appetite:

Refereed duelling blues musicians * Sent a dirty Mexican to gatecrash a fiesta * Performed a murder mystery for real detectives * Gave some leadership to recruits for the MASH 4077th * Attempted to kidnap a wine-maker as a couple of Moldavian vintners * Passed off cask wine as the product of a Taranaki winery * Worked as a bookie at a Melbourne Cup party * Hosted as conference as Julius Caesar, Queen Elizabeth and Henry V * Helped 16 novices run their own Improv Show * Launched a new ad campaign * Handed out awards as over-sized jockeys * Ran a gameshow at a wedding * Explored the Thai jungle * Launched a new ute *Hunted for the Lost City of the Kaimai Ranges as Rimutaka Jones * Motivated a room full of business people as a bogus HR consultant * Hijacked a group of bank executives as Russian agents * Were little old ladies going to the opera * Played members of the Irish Fire Service * Promoted healthy lifestyles to young people * Voiced a mock commentary with Keith Quinn * Choreographed a game of rugby * Quizzed the Chief Electoral Officers * Provided William Shakespeare and Sir Francis Bacon to spice up a function's house-keeping * MCed an awards ceremony as male models * Delivered a speech on educational issues * dressed up as a giant red panda to open a zoo facility * did a improv competition with a group of roading contractors * Formed the Urewera Mountain Band * Sailed as an alternative crew for "The Love Boat" * Interrogated people for the French Secret Service * Lead guests on a quest for Pirate treasure * Tried to find a nice resthome for the Phantom of the Opera * Impersonated Norway's greatest ABBA tribute band * Performed a road safety rap for a group of primary school students * Provided the voices for 2 dogs in a pet chat show * Held a farmer's market of ideas *Provided a slightly long in the tooth paperboy for a fashion parade * Wandered the streets as a crazy chef to promote a Food Fair * Enlisted the help of a birthday party to find a missing fishing boat * Imitated Moldavian middle-distance runners * Went looking for 5 more players at the Sevens as part of the Ukrainian Sevens team * Invaded a gourmet catering company's party as bogans * Regaled a gathering with tales of Safari * Created a "Nightmare Before Christmas" * Brought the 3 Kings to Christmas function * Helped a company celebrate its 25th birthday in style * Taught 3 buses of Tax Commissioners all there is to know about sheep * Celebrated a 21st birthday * Helped people earthquake-safe their homes * Tested the movie knowledge of a panel of librarians * Added a touch of murder to a Wedding reception * Launched a Regional Strategy for Wellington * Opened a cinema complex * Checked the health and safety of Wellingtonians * Gatecrashed a licensing trust gather as new publicans * Introduced a function to an innovative company whose main product was murder * Helped in an Environmental Awards * Played James Bond * Put sideline characters into a sports awards * Brought alive the Kiwi backyard at an awards show * Posed as a bogus management guru * Gave staff a secret briefing as an undercover agent * Revved up the troops as General Patton * Head-hunted a retiring staff member for a Russian factory * Took over a graduation as a couple of Harley riding bogans * Staged an impromptu casting session for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" * Sent a couple of garden gnomes to the Begonia House * Stole a gold bar as a couple of rustlers * Sent a pit crew to rev up a conference session * Provided an army of blue painted people to walk the streets of Wellington * Performed at weddings * Provided a mock trial for a departing team member * Performed a tailor made version of a Christmas Carol * Provided characters for a train journey * Farewelled people * Provided a monk for a Christmas Party * Did tailor-made versions of "Whose line is it anyway?" * Provided bogus guest speakers * acted as Town Criers * attempted a kidnap as inept cowboys * filled a tent full of circus characters * created our own very special version of Romeo & Juliet * Provided a New York pop artist and a aristocratic sculpture patron for a museum opening * Launched a product in Wellington, Auckland, Sydney and Melbourne * Ran Wearable Art Awards * got dressed up as schoolboys for a girls school reunion * Walked down lambton Quay as Julius Vogel * Launched a washing powder * Helped a business team create a "Play in a Day" * Ran a "Police Academy" * Brought a touch of Hollywood to a ball * Brought the Olympics to conferences * Took 2 Pillocks to Fiji to break up a conference * MCed Aerobics Champs * Launched a new pokie machine * Acted as mystery shoppers in a hardware store * Staged SWAT team raids during the GMs presentation * Sent 2 wizards into a government department * Hosted 12 family re-unions * Sent the Men in Black into 5 floors of an office building * Raided a 40th birthday as the FBI * cooked up a telecommunications product launch as a chef * stole a real gold bar as two fake robbers * searched a yacht race village for pirate booty * Hosted a party as the staff of Hogwarts’ School * delivered Shakespearean soliloquies * created a murder mystery set in an Irish parish * interrupted a conference of tourist operators as German backpackers * introduced a telephone company to 3 generations of the Santa Claus family * trained ambulance staff * brought the world of the Lord of the Rings into conferences * flew Santa out to a party by chopper * passed ourselves off as Moldovian wine experts * hosted 150 Asian bankers on a 5 day kiwi experience in Queenstown * delivered a keynote address in the guise of a Canadian education expert * interviewed for jobs at an agricultural supply company * helped run a Winter Olympics on a mountain-top during a snowstorm * entertained the top NPC referees and coaches * performed on a tug boat * held a rugby tournament in a boardroom * turned a training day into an episode of “Survivor” * costumed ourselves entirely in surgical wrap * had ourselves made into life-sized cut-outs * revived the Love Boat, Miami Vice and The A-Team for dedicated fans * helped an insurance company host a night of Broadway musicals * created our own version of “University Challenge” * gave a taste of the Antarctic to garden centre owners from around the world * took an outdoor clothing company lawn-bowling with Santa and one of his little helpers * impersonated the French ambassador * sprinkled a touch of Oscar’s magic at a host of glittering company dinners * helped an airline find the perfect staff members * provided an anthropological lecture to a real estate company * held a pharmaceutical company's very own version of "This Your Life"