Palace Family

Intro

Of all the drinking circles I have been in these kats are the coolest. I had just started working as a porter for Rydges hotel when I was introduced to Tooks one of the matrieds looking after Circa Resturants. Tooks and I are both from the Cook Islands so we got on pretty well, he later introduced me to another matired Steven who would later become one of my best mates "Bitchie" I named him that because he whines like one. It was that intro that lead me on to a 6 month drinking binge. Through Steven I met Frankie, Arnie, Anna and Su. The one thing that keep us all together was that Frank, Steve and myself worked at Rydges Hotel and Su and Anna worked at the Palace Tavern where we spent most of the time imersed in alcahol. Su would later become my escentric other half and Steve and Anna would later become engaged. Our little drinking circle would later be joined by Gus and Anne. Anne is in Canada at the moment and is about to get married and Gus is living the life of a pill monster in Melbourne. As for Frankie he has a milo family (instant family-girlfriend with a kid "as quoted by Sidentae") to contend with and Arnie has just broken up with boyfriend Mark (yes dumbass Arnies gay!).

The Family

Steve

A total pill monster and life of the party, guranteed a chuckle with this kat's around - best party trick: got absolutly phuckoed on his birthday tipped of his chair-smacked his head against a pole then hit the floor-(cheers bro still makes me laugh when i think about it).

Frankie

This guy has my vote for always being there for his friends regardless of his suitation, has the biggest heart of them all another way to describe Frank is if you were lost in the jungle he would be the guy that got home in time for tea (Palace joke). Best party trick- kissed Big Red and Lamb chop (nuff said).

Arnie

If there's one good thing about Gay guys its they know how to rark up a party a standard weekend for Arnie is start on Friday nite finish Sunday nite dieting on alcahol and drugs and quoted "the most fashionable out of all the girlz". Best party trick: jumping in the middle of a conversation and in the middle of that conversation "asking if we were going fishing" which has become one of our infamous saying when someone has no idea.

Gus

A real mans man (no pun intended Gus) at a glance but a closer look will reveal a pot toking, whisky drinking, pizza eating, bracelt wearing mother phucker, Best party trick: moved to Melbourne to be a complete pill monster my thoughts of you being the repectable Duty Manager have been totally shattered (still the best boss i ever had).

Anna

Another pill monster and alcapholic with the energy and hype to rave 3 nites in a row no edge to this kat at all always chill and mellow, would never turn down a nite out with her friends. Best party trick: got engaged to Steve (on ya!)

Anne

The best way to describe this vegetarian apart from the usual garb drugs and alcahol, you would find this kat in a protest riot for legalisation of marawana or in the picket line to save the trees or maybe on a hunger strike to save the whales. Best party trick: your bad ass dance moves.

Su

The ever loveable Su, the one we go to with a proplem or to have a moan or a whine genrally the one who gives a shit when no one else does, her tempo to rark up a party and her pissy eyed attitude makes her great to hang out with. Best party trick: set kissy boys lips on fire while making a English shooter (miss ya babe xoxo).